Sexy Wii Players

I LOVE PLAYING THE Wii, but something tells me it would be better playing with these Hotties!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

Have a Happy and Sexy Valentine's Day!!

Big Booty New Orleans Girl Dances the Magnolia Bounce

Go Saints!!!

I will definitely be rooting for the Saints in the Super Bowl if their fans look like this:

Sexy Spanish Dance Video

Found on Youtube -- Very Hot!!

Thanks Tiger -- All the Golf Jokes are Sex-Related Now.

Thank Tiger Woods for this one that I heard the other day. 

A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar :

COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"

The old golfer leans over the bar an whispers, "I was wondering, young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs? "

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Yes Sir , I sure am."

The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly, "Well, wash your hands real fucking good because I want a cheeseburger."

Nuns Can Be Sexy!!

I don't know about you, but I have seen a few good looking nuns in my travels around the world.  It always kind of turned me on.  Maybe I have a weird fetish or something, but I would love to do it with a nun in her nun robe.  These "nuns" aren't the real deal, but they fulfil my fantasy until I can persuade a real nun to let me show her the devilish side of life.