My Crazy Life is Nuts

I AM BACK! - Winter Hottie!

2011-01-15T16:30:00.000-06:00

I HAVE BEEN GONE WAY TOO LONG! I AM BACK WITH A VENGENCENCE!! ENJOY THIS SNOW BUNNY!

Hottie of the Day - Natalia Marie

2010-03-26T09:45:00.000-05:00

I am Proud to present Natalia Marie...Hot, Hot, Hot!!!!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!

2010-03-17T10:02:00.001-05:00

I LOVE ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!! NOTHING LIKE DRINKING A TON OF GREEN BEER AND THEN PISSING GREEN FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS.

Can You Spot The Canadian?

2010-03-16T18:20:00.000-05:00

BTW - There are some nice asses there!!!

Sexy Wii Players

2010-03-16T18:18:00.000-05:00

I LOVE PLAYING THE Wii, but something tells me it would be better playing with these Hotties!!

Baby Got Back

2010-03-15T13:05:00.000-05:00

Looking good!!! Not sure what those white lines are for, but nice butt!! Had to put this pic in of Eva Longoria's backside. Happy Birthday Eva!! If you ever decide to leave that French basketball guy, give me a call.

Hottie of the Day - Melissa

2010-03-12T09:21:00.000-06:00

Not sure of the last name, but the first name is Melissa. NICE ...UH...TATTOO!!

More Nikki Benz

2010-02-28T09:17:00.002-06:00

More Pictures of the Super Hot, Super Big Breasted Porn Star Nikki Benz. I love this woman!!
And if the following pics aren't enough, here is another post featuring Nikki. And Don't Forget her "Milk" Poster.

This is Kind of Scary--In a Sexy Way!!

2010-02-23T17:33:00.000-06:00

This Hottie crushes Watermelons between her thighs!! I have mixed feelings on this one. Kind of sexy, yet scary. If she got pissed at ya and put you in a leg lock, it is over!!!

On another note, thinks she gets turned on with a Watermelon between her legs?

Hotties Playing Video Games

2010-02-20T13:03:00.000-06:00

What More Could a Man Want!!! Hotties wearing next to nothing playing Video Games. My Kind of Girls!!!!!!

Christina Hendricks on New York Magazine

2010-02-19T20:09:00.000-06:00

Check out this cover from New York Magazine featuring Christina Hendricks. Can You Say Titties!!!! The Nice thing about this one is that you can pick up this magazine at your local newspaper/magazine shop and no one’s going to shake their head like they do when you try to get in and out of there before lunch with those five copies of Barely Legal. People will look at you with this fine piece of softcore porn and say things like “My, what an astute intellectual that young man is!”

Hottie With Big Fake Boobs

2010-02-19T17:32:00.002-06:00

Don't know her name, but they sure look fake.

Hottie of the Day - Anna Semenovich

2010-02-19T08:24:00.000-06:00

This Chick is a Russian Hottie. And she is a figure skater. NICE!!!!

I Need To Buy Milk

2010-02-18T20:17:00.000-06:00

Porn Star Nikki Benz -- That would be a Sight to see at the Grocery Store!!!

Here are some other pictures of Nikki.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

2010-02-14T18:41:00.002-06:00

Have a Happy and Sexy Valentine's Day!!

Porn Star Nikki Benz -- Looking Good

2010-02-08T17:31:00.000-06:00

Nikki Benz has that beautiful slutty quality about her. Gotta love it!!!!!!!

She is a Canadian (Add her to the list of good things to come out of Canada) who now calls LA home. She has starred in 100's of Porn Movies.

Big Booty New Orleans Girl Dances the Magnolia Bounce

2010-02-08T13:23:00.000-06:00

Go Saints!!!

2010-02-05T18:51:00.000-06:00

I will definitely be rooting for the Saints in the Super Bowl if their fans look like this:

Sexy Spanish Dance Video

2010-02-05T14:50:00.000-06:00

Found on Youtube -- Very Hot!!

Girls of the World - Albania

2010-01-29T16:12:00.000-06:00

Albania is usually thought of as a backward, isolated former Communist country in Eastern Europe. It has suffered through years of rule by a crazy Dictator. The women, like many Eastern European Countries, are kind of hit and miss. I have traveled to Albania about 8 years ago. I saw some real stunners, but I also saw many "Fuglies". Here are some of the Hotties. Let's start with a recent Miss Albania.

Very Nice. I wish I would have met here during my weekend in Albania.

And here are a few pics of a famous Albanian Model, Eva Pepaj. Albanian Hottness!!!!!!

Hottie of the Day - Ashley Alexa

2010-01-29T10:45:00.000-06:00

MODEL ASHLEY ALEXA - QUE BELLA!!

Girls of the World - Afghanistan

2010-01-28T20:57:00.000-06:00

The first country in my "Girls of the World" series is Afghanistan. WOW! This is a hard country to find pics of beautiful women. Probably because of the Burkhas they are always wearing. The first pic is a World Famous pic that is from National Geographic. I am sure many of you have seen this picture. She is not necessarily a "Hottie" in the traditional sense, but there is something about those eyes!

When I searched for Afghan women, most of the pictures came up like this:

Who knows if these women are hot or not. After some time of searching, I started finding a few pics of women of Afghan descent, not in Afghanistan but in other parts of the world. So these are the best I could do. Enjoy!!

This last foto is of Zallascht Sadat. Zallascht is Miss Afghanistan. Definitely the hottest Afghani I found on the internet. Here are a couple more hot fotos of Ms. Sadat!! It would be a shame to hide her beauty under a Burkha!!

Girls of the World

2010-01-28T14:51:00.002-06:00

I am going to start a new string of posts. This one is going to take awhile to get through. My goal is to put pictures up of the most beautiful women in the world. I am going to try and find at least one beauty for every country in the world, starting with A. As you can see, this one is going to take a few months. I hope you enjoy!!!! Look for these posts soon!!!!!

Mexican Goddess -- Ninel Conde

2010-01-28T11:50:00.000-06:00

I WANT TO MARRY THIS WOMAN!!!!

A Sex Joke

2010-01-21T20:55:00.000-06:00

A buddy sent me this joke. I thought we could all use a laugh.

Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station.

The husband urged Charlie to stay over. There was no spare bed in the house; there wasn't even a sofa. So Charlie would have to sleep with the husband and wife.

No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the wife taped Charlie on the shoulder and motioned for him to come over to her.

"I couldn't do that," he whispered. "Your husband is my best friend!"
"Listen, sugar," she whispered back, "there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake hime up now."

"I can't believe that," Charlie said. "Certainly if I get on top of you and screw you, he'll wake up won't he?

"Sugar, he certainly won't. If you don't believe me, pluck a hair out of his asshole and see if that wakes him."

Charlie did just that. He was amazed when the husband remained asleep. So he climbed over to the wife's side of the bed and fucked her. When he finished, he climbed back to his own side. It wasn't long before she tapped him on the shoulder and beckoned him over again. Again he pulled a hair to determine if his old friend was asleep. This went on eight times during the night. Each time Charlie screwed the woman, he first pulled out one of the husband's asshole hairs.

The ninth time he pulled a hair, the husband awoke and muttered: "Listen, Charlie, old pal, I don't mind you fucking my wife, but for Pete's sake, stop using my ass for a scoreboard!"

Hottie of the Day - Andrea Felldin

2010-01-20T15:51:00.001-06:00

ANDREA FELLDIN!!!! LOOKING GOOD

I would love to eat that Candy!!!

Abbey Brooks is Hot

2010-01-20T10:45:00.000-06:00

So what if she is a Porn Star, she is hot!! There are not many guys that would throw her out of bed...there probably aren't many girls that would kick her out of bed either!

Hottie of the Day -- Big Breasted Jodie Marsh

2010-01-14T15:54:00.001-06:00

Big Breasted British Hottie Jodie Marsh, who now says she is a Lesbian, is looking fine -- Even with the Fake Boobs! (The Last Pic was before her latest surgery)

She was looking great before her Boob Job!!

My Kind of Girl!!

2010-01-14T08:33:00.000-06:00

I WANT TO MARRY THIS WOMAN!!!!

Hottie of the Day -- Baby Got Back!!

2010-01-13T19:32:00.000-06:00

Look at that Butt!!! WOW!! I present Ashley Logan.

If you are a Booty Man, you will definitely have appreciated the above fotos!!

Naughty School Girls

2010-01-11T15:02:00.000-06:00

Let's Be Honest here guys -- Is there any guy out there that has never had a fantasy about girls dressed in their school uniforms!! It has to be one of the most common fantasies out there, and definitely one of the sexiest. I know I have had my share. Luckily, I have talked some of my girlfriends into dressing up in a schoolgirl uniform and living out the dream. Some of the hottest sex I have ever had was with girls wearing those uniforms. God Bless you all!

Hottie of the Day -- Sugey Abrego

2010-01-11T08:59:00.000-06:00

One of the many Beautiful Weather Ladies on Spanish TV!!! Miss. Sugey Abrego!!!

Lake Hotties

2010-01-10T10:11:00.000-06:00

Can't wait til boating weather so I can get out to the lake again!!

Airport Body Scanners Leave Nothing to the Imagination

2010-01-09T16:26:00.000-06:00

The US Government has ordered almost 150 of those new Airport body scanners. I saw on the news that they are trying to make you believe that you will be anonymous when they scan you. The reality is that they can see your face and every detail about your body. How long until the body scan pics start getting leaked to the internet.

This Is My Kind of Bike Ride

2010-01-07T14:49:00.001-06:00

Hey!!! Wait up!! You are going too fast...Er...Never Mind. The view is better from back here!

Thanks Tiger -- All the Golf Jokes are Sex-Related Now.

2010-01-07T12:01:00.000-06:00

Thank Tiger Woods for this one that I heard the other day.

A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar :

COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"

The old golfer leans over the bar an whispers, "I was wondering, young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs? "

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Yes Sir , I sure am."

The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly, "Well, wash your hands real fucking good because I want a cheeseburger."

Hottie of the Day -- Heather Rae

2010-01-06T16:35:00.000-06:00

I am Speechles!!!!! WOW!!!

Prepping for The Winter Olympics in Vancouver

2010-01-05T19:35:00.005-06:00

Here's to Canada. Just about a month until the Winter Olympics kick off in Vancouver, Canada. Here are some Canadian Hotties that we hope to catch a glimpse of in the crowds.

Hottie on the Beach

2010-01-02T10:10:00.000-06:00

Very Cute!!! I love the shirt that leaves the side of her boob open for all to see.

Team Argentina - Ready for the World Cup

2010-01-01T16:18:00.000-06:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

2010-01-01T14:05:00.000-06:00

See-Thru Bikinis

2009-12-30T09:53:00.002-06:00

Nice Bikinis!!!!! They don't leave much to the imagination!

Summer Shorts

2009-12-29T08:46:00.000-06:00

Can't Wait for Summer so I can see some shorts like these!!!!!

Hottie of the Day -- Georgia Jones

2009-12-27T13:22:00.003-06:00

Sweet as Georgia Peaches!!!

Hot Greek Friend of Mine

2009-12-26T20:41:00.000-06:00

Meet Athina, a girl from Greece who was a student at University of Texas. I love Greek Girls!!!!!!

I gotta get back to Greece.

Major Camel Toe!!!!

2009-12-26T17:31:00.000-06:00

WOW!!!!!

CHRISTMAS HOTTIE DENISE MILANI!!

2009-12-24T08:52:00.000-06:00

More Holiday Hotties!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

2009-12-23T13:10:00.003-06:00

Hottie of the Day - Anna Vishnevskaya

2009-12-23T04:55:00.003-06:00

MISS RUSSIA INTERNET -- Anna Vishnevskaya

Google her for more pics of this Russian Beauty.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

2009-12-22T16:54:00.000-06:00

Hope these Santa's Helpers can make your Holidays a little bit brighter!!!

Hottie of the Day -- Jai Angel

2009-12-21T10:46:00.000-06:00

What a beauty!!! JAI ANGEL

And I love those shirts that show the bottom of the boobs. Drives me crazy!!

Anyone want a Lollipop?

2009-12-20T11:49:00.000-06:00

I DO!!!!!!

Hot Big Boobed Babes That Overshadow Their Friends

2009-12-19T15:49:00.002-06:00

Sometimes, one girl just stands out in the picture. Maybe it is because of their flowing hair, their stunning smile or maybe even their bodacious Boobs!!!!! That is the case with this girl. Wonder what their friends thought when they saw the picture?

Don't Add Your Mom on Facebook

2009-12-19T11:45:00.000-06:00

Disgusting and disturbing!!

Alabama Coeds -- Roll Tide

2009-12-18T09:40:00.000-06:00

I Think These Girls Had Some Work Done

2009-12-17T21:10:00.005-06:00

These girls are not professional Actresses, singers, etc. They are regular chicks with sugar daddies or something. Not sure where they got the $$$ for the work, but I would guess that most of the girls in these pics have had some "work" done on their Breasteses.

I Hate USC But I Could Learn To Love Their Fans!!

2009-12-17T15:35:00.000-06:00

USC HOTTIE!!

Rihanna Looking Good in GQ

2009-12-17T09:33:00.000-06:00

Check out these Hot Pics!!! DAMN!!! RIHANNA IS FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random Boobs Post

2009-12-16T21:33:00.002-06:00

Hottie of the Day -- Dianne Yvette

2009-12-16T09:43:00.001-06:00

Hottie of the Day -- Dianne Yvette. Look at those Headlights!!!!

Hottie of the Day - 2 for the price of 1

2009-12-15T14:37:00.000-06:00

Don't know their names, but nice beach wear!!

Denny's Restaurants -- Gotta Love 'em

2009-12-15T06:09:00.001-06:00

This happened in May of 1995:

I am known on local systems as the King of Denny's, because I have achieved that honored goal of being banned from a Denny's in San Antonio, TX. for life. For Life.

So, without further ado, I most humbly present My infamous biographical story entitled Denny's at 2AM.

Denny's, right before 2am, is a fairly quiet place. Aside from the bathroom vermin and other customers scurrying around, there isn't much there. There's the manager sitting at the counter working on his eighteenth cup of coffee, the Denny's waitpersons (to be politically correct) standing around talking, and the cooks dredging up phlegm from their lungs, spitting onto the grill and watching it crackle. There are a few customers around, mostly dazed college students like myself.

Then, 2AM. This is a special time, as the bars have just closed. In minutes, many late '70's domestic cars will swerve into the parking lot, their inebriated contents hungering for a Grand Slam, or maybe just looking for a cup of coffee to pass out in. After a few moments of searching, they finally get the doors open, and stumble into the cheery restaurant. They look a bit ill. Most are Denny's veterans, however, and could probably swallow a live hamster with no digestive trauma.

Eventually, they are seated. Most of the table light cigarettes, but the single non-smoker is invariably seated in the center of the group. Eventually, the intrepid waitperson walks over, and asks if they want coffee. Asks. Our waithero(ine) could have asked if they'd like a cup of gold. They all do, except the non-smoker, who wants herbal tea. This health freak hasn't yet realized that anything served in a greasy mug is toxic.

They get their coffee, a thoroughly evil substance that looks and smells like thin mud, but is evidently composed of materials with much higher atomic numbers than the components of anything organic. No one is sure what it is, but a team of Dennysologists have discovered that it will dissolve a nail in just under an hour. They have also discovered that exposure creates an effect vaguely similar to brain death.

After a few moments, the waitperson returns to take their orders. There are many Grand Splat breakfasts to choose from, but tonight the Harvest Slam is the favorite. For the uninitiated, this is the most evil breakfast item on the menu. It supersedes even the legendary Southern Slam, which features blobs of flour and yeast jokingly referred to as ``biscuits,'' covered with what looks like vomit after a meal of cat food and Cream of Wheat. The Harvest Splat, as previously stated, is worse. This features pancakes, but not the regular mushy discs of toxin that are normal Denny's pancakes. These are slightly darker in appearance. The taste brings to mind the odor of a stack of burning truck tires. The texture is a real treat, as some genius decided to put walnut pieces in the batter. They have no taste, but do give the disconcerting sensation of feeling as if you broke a tooth, and the piece is floating around your mouth. The ``pancakes'' have a strange coating over them, a thick yellow liquid with shriveled apple pieces floating in it. Avoid this at all costs; the fumes can damage sensitive sinus linings. Next to the ``pancakes'' there is a section devoted to the ``eggs,'' usually scrambled. These are truly fascinating. They are covered with water, but are somehow dry and crackly. They clump together for survival. They are an even, unnatural yellow. They shrivel up if you add salt. Finally, there are two pork fat strips, er, bacon, and two small brown sausages linked along one side, that resemble aged bowel movements more than anything else. Crude, but true. The contents of these are unknown. Spectrographic analysis by Dennysologists has so far proved inconclusive. This rounds out the entree.

At this point, the restaurant is quickly filling with drunken customers. As the table previously mentioned begins to eat, several other groups enter, and repeat the same ritual, or one very much like it. They have a longer wait, however, as the waitpeople are taking a cigarette break. Steam is rising from the kitchen, as the mysterious cooks, little more than heads with funny caps to the customers, bob around behind the counter.

Leaving before the brawl begins is a good idea. The manager has already slipped out the back door, just hope you have received your bill by then. After that, all that is needed is to go home and pump your stomach.

Hottie of the Day

2009-12-14T07:26:00.005-06:00

Kelly Karloff is ...HOT!!!!! I love brunettes!

Here are a few more pics of the Gorgeous Kelly Karloff.

Nuns Can Be Sexy!!

2009-12-13T19:17:00.000-06:00

I don't know about you, but I have seen a few good looking nuns in my travels around the world. It always kind of turned me on. Maybe I have a weird fetish or something, but I would love to do it with a nun in her nun robe. These "nuns" aren't the real deal, but they fulfil my fantasy until I can persuade a real nun to let me show her the devilish side of life.

More Pics from the Credits of "The Hangover"

2009-12-12T19:14:00.000-06:00

There were a ton of pics that did not make it into the ending credits of The Hangover. Click here to see them.

Hottie of the Day -- Eden Petty

2009-12-12T17:38:00.000-06:00

I Present to You EDEN PETTY--Hustler Centerfold and Model. Google her-you will find a ton of hot fotos (many NSFW)

Bimbo Fingers

2009-12-11T17:26:00.000-06:00

Has anyone else noticed the proliferation of "Bimbo Fingers" photos on the internet? Here are a few that I have seen on Facebook. I will be posting some random Bimbo Finger Pics from time to time.

What is it with everyone biting and sucking their fingers? It is kind of sexy from time to time, but if you see it all the time, then the magic of the Bimbo Finger kind of starts to disappear.

Hottie of the Day

2009-12-11T09:20:00.000-06:00

TARA McKENZIE -- WOW!!!

Hottie of the Day

2009-12-10T16:19:00.000-06:00

MEET AURELIA GLIWSKI!!!

Rough Sex Facts

2009-12-10T16:04:00.000-06:00

I think this is reason enough for everyone to start having wild, crazy, sweaty SEX!!!!!

Giving head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent...........12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands.........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ...........................6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot .....................92 cal
I don't F***ing care................0 cal

Entry
Holding her................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary............................358 cal
Doggy..................................316 cal
69 lying................................286 cal
69 standing...........................512 cal
Italian hanger........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking.............................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed.....................................18 cal
Hop off the bed.................................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off......816 cal

Getting dressed
Quiet and calm...............................................32 cal
Rushing.........................................................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door..1942 cal

I think I may have burned a few million calories having sex during my lifetime!!!!

Figure out how many calories you have burned.

Giving To Charity

2009-12-09T21:09:00.000-06:00

I love Bikini Carwashes!! I will give to any charity that sponsors one. Let me know when and where!

Hottie of the Day

2009-12-08T16:53:00.000-06:00

ALICIA WHITTEN LOOKS PRETTY GOOD!

Hottie of the Day

2009-12-07T19:52:00.000-06:00

I present Michelle Baker!!!!

Whacky New Fetish?!?!?!

2009-12-07T16:25:00.000-06:00

Every Wednesday night, my buddies and I get together to play some poker and drink a few beers. We usually have between 5 and 7 guys. It is a time to get together and do guy things, which means gambling, drinking, talking about sports, women, and sex. For about 2 or 3 hours, that is our lives.

Anyway, last Wednesday we get together and we start talking about sex and some of the weird things weve done. We are talking about the usually; sex in cars, outdoors, in the shower, etc. Nothing out of the ordinary really.

Then, JR drops a bombshell!!!!! He tells us that sometimes he jacks off and cums on the girl that he is sleeping with. I was shocked at first, but then I figure it must be something he has done once or twice and that is it. He confesses that it is a habit with him. Sometimes, he will wait till the chick falls asleeps, then he masturbrates and shoots his load on the girls clothes or body, etc. According to him, he does it often, and most of the time, the girl wakes up in the morning and doesnt even know he has done it.

We are all sitting there, open mouthed. SHOCKED!!! This just seemed too weird. Then Gary, another player (BTW, these are not the real names since they may be embarrassed by this) tells us he has done that a few times. WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO???

I guess I can understand if you are hot and heavy and then the girl decided to stop before you finish the deed. Maybe you finish it on your own. Or if she passes out while doin it. I can see that scenario. Or, we discussed the scenario where the girl turns into a psycho-bitch and you shoot a load in her hair after she falls asleep (Ladies, you know how much of a mess that is). But doing that crap on a regular basis?? Weird!!

So the nights poker is ruined as we spend about an hour discussing this topic. We conclude it must be some kind of fetish. I mean why jack-off with a girl lying next to you when you could do it solo. I have done a lot of wild, kinky sex stuff, but I have never jacked off onto a sleeping girl. Hell, I have only jacked off in front of a girl a couple of times and that was because she was hot and begged me to let her watch( and she had to finish the deed).. I guess there are some girls that get super excited watching guys Jack-off

So, I would like to get a little discussion going on this blog. I know I have a lot of readers, but not too many people make comments. Those that do, I thank you and I will try and get a comment back to you. Guys, if you have done this or know someone that has and arent shy about talking about it, post it here.

Girls, if you have had this done to you or suspect someone did this to you, post it here. Lets talk about this. I am going to have to look it up, but we may have discovered a whole new category of fetishes!!!!!!!!!!!

You're Welcome!!

2009-12-07T15:36:00.000-06:00

I know you will thank me for this one!!

Hot Chick in a Kiddie Pool of...????

2009-12-06T15:30:00.001-06:00

WOW!!! This is a Hottie. Look at her!!! Now look at the little kiddie pool. What the Hell is that liquid in there? Looks like urine. EWWW!!!

Oh well, she is so hot, I would over look the urine, as long as we didn't do it in the pool.

Schoolgirls!!

2009-12-06T12:27:00.000-06:00

Amazing Ass

2009-12-06T10:42:00.000-06:00

I have no idea what her name is, but that is one of the best asses I have ever seen!!!

Hottie of the Day - Mayra Veronica

2009-12-05T11:34:00.004-06:00

Mayra Veronica has a Nice Body!!

Clemson Camel Toe

2009-12-05T08:27:00.000-06:00

EPIC CAMEL TOE PIC - Clemson Rowing Team

I Love Boy Shorts!!

2009-12-04T17:28:00.004-06:00

Boy Shorts are incredible when they are on the right ass. Almost as good as a thong!!

Are there any Redheads out there?

2009-12-04T14:51:00.001-06:00

Blondes may have more fun but redheads have more sex, according to new research in Germany.

The study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermehl looked at the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them with their hair colour.

He said: "The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair colour, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation."

He added that women who dyed their hair red from another colour were signalling they were looking for a partner, and added: "Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy in the relationship if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better."

Psychologist Christine Baumanns said however that it may not be the women who were to blame for the better sex lives of redheads.

She said: "Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead he will think he is dealing with a woman who won't mess around, and gets straight to the point when it comes to sex."

So there you have it. You can rest comfortably assured, now that the scientists have given you solid proof — if you want more sex and maybe even better sex, being a redhead is the way to go, at least in Germany.

Personally, I love all women, no matter their hair color. I have dated every hair color imaginable, and some that aren't (Fuschia and aquablue come to mind). So Redheads, is this true??? What do the blondes and brunettes have to say?

Boob Hugs!!

2009-12-03T19:13:00.002-06:00

I love a good boob hug!! These two are near perfect.

Any Amy Reid Fans??

2009-12-02T14:58:00.002-06:00

Here is 24 year old adult film 'star', Amy Reid. It's always nice to find a really hot porn girl. Most are usually looking a little worse for wear. You can google Amy for all the 'goods'.

Her career highlights on Wikipedia were to funny not to mention ...

Made her debut in Young Ripe Mellons 7 in 2005.
Made her first anal scene in Weapons Of Ass Destruction #5 in 2006.

Nice resume :)

Russian Girls

2009-12-02T10:34:00.000-06:00

I have done alot of traveling around the world and I have to rank Russian girls in the top 10 of sexy countries. These two Russian babes are typical of the country. This pic was in Moscow. I need to go back!

Hottie of the Day

2009-12-01T19:57:00.000-06:00

TIFFANY TOTH -- MAN WHAT A HOTTIE!!

Sex on the First Date -- Definitely a Good Thing!!

2009-12-01T14:46:00.000-06:00

In my opinion, it just cuts to the chase.

Consider this: Relationships aren't all about sex, but that's a big part of it. I mean, you wouldn't date and/or marry someone who wasn't fairly good in bed, correct? Now I know there are a few people that will say "But it is all about love, sex isnt important" I am all for love. It is super important. I would say it is the most important thing. But, for most people, sex is right up there. A relationship with terrible sex is doomed 80% of the time (That is my estimate).

I know of two relationships where they waited until they were married for sex. Both of them ended in divorce. One was because of sex. It was the girl who said she wanted more and better quality, so she started screwing around. The other was a combination of things, but one of them was that the sex was boring. I know there are many relationships in which they have waited to have sex and the relationships survived. And that is great. As for me, I want to test drive the car before buying it, you know what I mean. And it seems most of them women I know feel the same way.

Now, there are certain things about people – let's call them "personal quirks" – that might take a while to reveal themselves. Maybe she likes to pick fights with football players when she's drunk and you have to step in to defend her (And get your ass kicked). Maybe he likes to paint "Yankees 4 Eva" on his ass and sprint naked through the yard after each Yankee victory (Being a Yankee should doom the relationship right there. Frickin Yankees!!). Maybe she keeps voodoo dolls of all her ex-boyfriends in the attic and periodically sticks pins in them. All potential deal breakers – but also the sort of things that don't become apparent 'til a few weeks or months into the relationship. But a bad fuck? You'll be able to spot that sucka the minute you get rolling.

So while some might consider you "slutty" for screwing on the first date, I would prefer to think of you as a cautious consumer, who's simply performing responsible consumerism. Party on!

Unbelievable Brunette

2009-12-01T10:16:00.000-06:00

I have no idea what this girl's name is, but she is perfection!!!! I am in Love, again!!

Eva Angelina -- Twitter with a Porn Star

2009-11-30T18:48:00.000-06:00

Eva Angelina, seen here, is pretty hot and she's a pornstar, so I guess being hot is her job. Anyways, she's on twitter. This is really no biggie since every celeb and celeb wannabe is on twitter nowadays. Bet there are not a lot of 'tweets' that look like this:

"Gotta breathe and practice with the butt plug around house. Just leave it in and get comfortable.”

Thank you Eva for sharing :) God bless the internet!

Sex Search

2009-11-30T16:22:00.000-06:00

I am completely bored while in a grad school course. The teacher lectures in a monotone that would put a kid with ADD to sleep. MY GOD!!!

So I am messaging my buddies and we were talking about all the stupid porn sites that are popping up on Myspace. I dont know how they do it, but some people have direct links to them. You click to send them a message or add them, or a bulletin and you are directly transported to some "LIVE WEBCAM GIRLS" site or "HOT GIRLS CUMMING FOR YOU" site.

Now, I admit I occasionally check out a porn site or two, but I am not an addict or anything. Anyway, we are messaging about how many porn sites there are and we decide to kill time by doing some research. We each take a term and decide to do a search for that term. There are 4 of us, so we take 4 terms: Sex, porn, fuck, and XXX. We decide to do a search on Google and Yahoo for each term. I get assigned SEX for my homework.

So I start my search on Google. Within 0.05 seconds, I got the results 1 - 10 of about 77,700,000 for sex. This was the result for my search in the category Web. Now let's move on and try out the other categories... in the category Images my search for sex already took a little bit longer (0.06 seconds) and delivered me results 1 - 20 of about 1,960,000 for sex. SafeSearch was off. Ok, next category: Groups. 0.33 seconds and got the results 1 - 10 of 10,700,000 for the keyword sex. Did you realize something? For the categories Web and Images, the results were always "about" - now for the Groups I get the results without any "about". Don't know if that has some sort of major signifigance or not. Let's do our final search for sex now in the category News. Within 0.32 results 1 - 10 of about 50,200 for sex. Now it again "about". So only within the category Groups, the results are exactly? That is weird.

So here is the breakdown for Google:

Web: about 77,700,000 results for sex
Images: about 1,960,000 results for sex
Groups: 10,700,000 results for sex
News: about 50,200 results for sex

But what about Yahoo? Does Yahoo get the same number of results for sex? Let's try it out...

I start again with the Category Web and entered "sex" into the searchmask. 0.01 seconds and I had results 1 - 10 of about 313,000,000 for sex. Let's move on to the category Images. This category gives me results 1 - 20 of about 7,676,451 for sex within 0.04 seconds. On Yahoo we have a new category Video, so I checked this out too: the search took 0.04 seconds and gave me 280,799 results for sex. Another category we didnt have on Google is Directory, which has just 4,299 results for sex. The next one we can compare again: News. Within this category there are 32,100 results for sex. A very interesting one was the last category Shopping. I would have expected at least some results here - but: 0 results for sex. So where are all the sex-shops?!

Here again the results for the keyword sex at Yahoo, of the categories we also have at Google:

Web: about 313,000,000 results for sex
Images: about 7,676,451 results for sex
News: 32,100 results for sex

So in general it seems, for the keyword sex, Yahoo is the winner actually in the categories Web and Images. Google is the winner in the category News.

Of course there are a lot of other search engines out there too - but did not have the time to check 'em out all and Google and Yahoo are my favorite ones, if I am looking for something on the web

Anyway, I am posting my results. I am going to wait and see if my research colleagues did their part. Hopefully, I will get some info from them to post in the near future. We are all in this class, but at different sites. It is a TV type course. Two of the guys couldnt search for their words since it was blocked at the school site they were at. They promise they will get it done tonight.

I guess that is it. Man, I am soooooo bored!!!!!!! If anyone wants any other search comparisons, post them. Maybe I can do some type of research paper on internet sex searches. Maybe we are becoming a perverse society!!!!! ;)

Swinging

2009-11-30T13:32:00.000-06:00

OK...Open minds I guess. He could watch me and the girl with those boobs!!!! I have no problem with that.

Nice Try, But you Really Should Learn How to Use Photoshop

2009-11-29T22:19:00.000-06:00

Women, and men for that matter, are constantly trying to make themselves look better. They have come to use Photoshop to enlarge certain things, erase blemishes, etc. As you can see, sometimes these "adjustments" are made in haste. Always make sure you straighten out the background lines (in this case a wall) when you try to make your boobs bigger!

Do You Think She Gets the Joke?

2009-11-29T18:06:00.002-06:00

My Idiot Cousin

2009-11-29T14:41:00.001-06:00

I have this cousin, nice guy, but sometimes he is a little stupid. Anyway, he came to visit us this weekend and we all went out. Last night we all were partying and got pretty messed up. He actually separates from us and goes with this girl. I heard him come home at about 4 AM. This morning, he comes out to eat breakfast and his hand is all orange. I ask what the fuck is the matter and the rest are his words:

"Well I'm not going to say what I did but It was some good stuff. This girl and I were messing around, but then her freakin parents come home. They had been to a wedding reception and she thought they were already home and in bed. So we had to stop and I snuck out. What we were doing, It made me extremely horny, and I had to ...well you know. There wasnt any getting around it, I HAD TOO! I race to your house and I can't stand it. So i went into the bathroom and grabbed some lotion, ran back into the guest bedroom. Everything was all good, and when all was said and done I took a shower went to sleep. Well I wake up today, and go to the bathroom. I look down at my hand, and the whole thing is bright orange! My fingernails and everything! So I go to the bathroom and look at the lotion and it was freakin self tanner! So now two parts of my body are bright, bright, bright orange!!!!! I tried to scrub it off but I can't. I guess that I just have ta let it wear off. I am so embarrased! And I have to go home to my parents in a couple hours. I have no clue what I am going to tell them."

Just to clarify the only reason I'm telling everyone about this is because it was so freaking funny, I was laughing for an hour. He ended up using the tanning lotion that we had. His lower stomach and his dick and balls are orange. It is hilarious. He is 19, but still lives with his parents. I cant wait to see their reaction and hear his excuse!!!

Hottie of the Day

2009-11-29T10:20:00.000-06:00

MEET ANNA!!!

One Advantage of Winter - Tight Sweaters

2009-11-28T19:28:00.000-06:00

It’s getting cold out and while I have always prefered women wearing less clothes, if you need to stay warm a nice sweater works. By nice we mean one that’s tight, form fitting. Here are a few more for your enjoyment.

Hottie of the Day

2009-11-28T10:14:00.001-06:00

Brazilian Hottie Karina Flores

GOD I LOVE BRAZIL!!! I have been there a couple of times and I can attest that there are alot of women there that look like this!! GOD BLESS BRAZIL

Hope Everyone Had a Great Thanksgiving -- I DID!!

2009-11-27T19:12:00.001-06:00

Here was my Thanksgiving Dinner!

DESSERT WAS AWESOME! :)

Hottie of the Day

2009-11-26T08:29:00.001-06:00

NICE POSE!

Hottie of the Day

2009-11-25T18:20:00.000-06:00

Argentinian Model Melina Pitra